your room smells of hookers.
And success
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am one with the molecules
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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