fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this just has baby written all over it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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