I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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