well you can't waste a boner
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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