They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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