Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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