Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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