oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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