what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
