good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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