I want to stick my p in your. b.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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