So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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