writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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