True but thats because hes a fetus.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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