ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
