So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Can I color on your dick again?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Shame is for Republicans.
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