She's JV to your varsity
I accidentally had phone sex last night
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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