btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
This is my gift to your gina
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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