Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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