if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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