Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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