Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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