i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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