I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I believe in your delicious
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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