in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
