Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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