so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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