were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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