Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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