Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just gargled with NyQuil
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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