Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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