tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just had sex on a roof
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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