i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
it glows. i had to have it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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