it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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