I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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