i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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