We're facebook friends in real life
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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