"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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