why didn't you poke me back
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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