You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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