So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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