good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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