just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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