She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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