After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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