thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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