Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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