I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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