You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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