I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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