Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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