Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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