dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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