There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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