Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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