yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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